Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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