Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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