Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Randomize
