guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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