i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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