Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Randomize