quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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