We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I AM VODKA MAN
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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