Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I fill condoms, not promises.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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