last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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