I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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