Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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