ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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