i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
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