come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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