Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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