so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I wish i was in the wii world.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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