Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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