Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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