I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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