Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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