Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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