Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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