Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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