I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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