yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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