so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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