Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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