No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
In other news, I just burned my penis
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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