One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
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