Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
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