he wants to bone in the snuggie
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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