I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
porn star boner night. come get it.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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