I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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