your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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