There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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