chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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