Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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