he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
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