Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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