She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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