My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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