Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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