paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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