Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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