People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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