i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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