well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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