bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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