maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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