i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
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