if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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