Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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