After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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